Chanice/20/Canada

Travelling and making an impact.

22nd September 2014

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dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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22nd September 2014

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waaaaaaaaaaaalt:

Don’t get me started on how important this movie is. I won’t stop.

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22nd September 2014

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6woofs:

6woofs:

A photo I’d normally crop, but…. omg the cat’s head. I…. had no idea he was there at the time.

I can’t stop laughing

6woofs:

6woofs:

A photo I’d normally crop, but…. omg the cat’s head. I…. had no idea he was there at the time.

I can’t stop laughing

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22nd September 2014

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bleep0bleep:

 (via alan713ch)

22nd September 2014

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sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

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22nd September 2014

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22nd September 2014

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Anonymous said: How do dick pics make u feel?

the-inspired-lesbian:

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22nd September 2014

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fadeintocase:

mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

it’s ghost mustard. obviously you can’t see the ghost mustard it squirts out

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22nd September 2014

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chemicaldarkshine:

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bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom


BEST MOM

I’m crYING

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

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22nd September 2014

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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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